Hearts, Lies & Friends

chocolatehighhh:

chocolate-socrates:

ganjflavoredcleats:

thetallblacknerd:

I find it comical when women think I care about

Stretchmarks
If one titty is slightly bigger than the other
Birthmarks
Fat areas
Bumps or discoloration
Cellulite
Sweat
Morning breath
Human flaws

If I have you naked in front of me and I am naked too, the only thing on my mind is where am I putting my mouth first

this is so beautiful im cry

(via shattered-andfalling)

not now son, daddy’s trying to take a selfie

(Source: pjkachu, via meganaid)

Parents: omg you still here you never do anything good why don't you try and be useful.
School: you're dumb and have no future, sorry.
Mirror: Eew please that's horrible, look for a plastic surgeon.
Cellphone: why in the hell do you check for new texts? Who the fuck would ever contact you?
Facebook: friends requests? New messages? Wait you really expect to have notifications? Lol
Friends: why you always depressed its not even funny to spend time with you.
Period: brace for impact sis, Quentin Tarantino style in 3, 2...
Blade: use me use me use me come on dont try to resist, I'll make you feel good and alive
Music: hey sweetheart, here you are. You okay? Shh don't worry, everything's gonna get better. You are special but not alone and never stop fighting and hoping cause someday it won't hurt anymore, just chill now, put your headphones and let me show you beauty and love and give you chills and make you feel wonderful, just listen to me..

In grade 8 I really hated this girl so I collected the sugar from my pack of sour patch kids and gave it to her saying its cocaine and she actually snorted it and at recess she pretended she was high and she was called crack whore for the rest of the year. Now she does real crack and blames me saying I got her addicted. She still doesnt know it was just sugar

(Source: flowersz, via meganaid)

realactualjesus:

when u eat a chocolate chip cookie fresh out of the oven

(Source: sadlittlemeatball, via meganaid)